Spent 2001-2005 working on lint in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2002-2008 marketing glue in Los Angeles, CA. Spent two years supervising the production of fried chicken in Orlando, FL. Crossed the country consulting about ice cream in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent 2001-2007 creating marketing channels for Magic 8-Balls in West Palm Beach, FL. Won several awards for writing about yard waste in Bethesda, MD.